Dominique Zamora

Finally, His and Hers Potato Chips

December 10, 2012 // 6:00 pm

Enough with this “what’s yours is mine, mi casa es su casa” nonsense. If I want to have an entire bag of potato chips to myself, that’s damn well what I’m going to do. And no amount of ass-kissing or pussy-footing from you is gonna change my mind.

Holiday Eating — Why You’re Doing It Wrong, in 37 GIFs

December 10, 2012 // 5:00 pm

The holidays are a time for festivity; for love and joy and good cheer. So why spoil the fun by eating like a sad calorie-counting crazy person?

Beer and Bacon Battered Deep Fried Doritos — You’re Welcome World

December 10, 2012 // 2:05 pm

We’re closing out the year now and it’s hard to imagine what else anyone could possibly do to make 2012 any more of a bizarre, emotional, spectacular foodie rollercoaster than it already has been. After all, we’ve already seen the Tacone, a Mashed Potato Vending Machine and…

How’d You Like to Eat Your Dinner Off a Testicle Tonight?

December 8, 2012 // 3:12 pm

Let your deep dark secrets out now ladies and gents. The way I see it, we only have three weeks left to live, so there’s no point hiding anything anymore. Been harboring some secret fantasy about eating dinner in a chemistry lab? How about winning the lottery, meeting the…

Bacon Pocky Sticks, Because Everything Else Was Already Taken

December 8, 2012 // 2:11 pm

I don’t know if it’s just that foreign palates are more adventurous, or maybe just foreign marketing teams are, but for some reason every other country gets better flavored things than we do. I mean, milk tea Pocky? Cream cheese Pocky?

And here we are, “greatest nation in the…