Dominique Zamora

Queen Bey Gets Made Over in 3,780 Oreo Pops

May 15, 2013 // 12:10 pm

In the internet game, there are a few things bloggers will genuinely fawn over for their awesomeness, like Sriracha and My Little Pony. And then there are things we write about just for the clicks. Guess which category Beyoncé falls under.

Luckily we brought Oreos to make up for…

Why Yankee’s ‘Man-Scented’ Bacon and Popcorn Candles Are Kind of Useless

May 14, 2013 // 7:00 am

Ostensibly, candles are meant to change or improve an area’s natural scent, but if we assume all guys are the lawn-mowing, bacon-frying, movie-binging blockheads candle company Yankee wants us to think they are, shouldn’t their homes already smell like this stuff?

Targeting the segment of the population who prefers…

Wendy’s Frosty Waffle Cones Now Available Nationwide

May 13, 2013 // 4:17 pm

There’s something comforting about a marketing team that totally gets its customer base and makes us feel like putting tons of french fries in our ice cream is a-okay.

Wendy’s just gets us.

“There is nothing better than a Frosty, and nothing worse than an empty Frosty cup,” said…

New Oreo Campaign Proves Owl City Can Actually Write Something Sappier than ‘Fireflies’

May 13, 2013 // 2:50 pm

Singer-songwriter Adam Young is too precious for this world. While the rest of us seethe through rush hour and knock back coffee beans brewed blacker than our souls, Young (better known for his stage name “Owl City”) is just sitting here, singing about the three little pigs and just…

How Star Wars Characters Eat Their Food

May 13, 2013 // 12:04 pm

Heroes just can’t catch a break these days. Save the girl, lose the suit. Find your long lost biological family, accidentally fall for your sister and get your hand chopped off by your dad.

After thoughtfully giving us the room to remember why the first video was funny in…