Dominique Zamora

Apparently This is What a Radish Orgasm Sounds Like

January 20, 2013 // 7:00 am

Move over doggies and dolphins and, for the handful of you still living in the dark ages, people – Japan’s newest source of sexual play doesn’t even need genitalia for you to have a good time.

TL;DR: Japanese people are groping vegetables now. What.

Dubbed the “Sexual Harassment Interface,”…

Watch Tia Eat Tamera’s Placenta – Yes, That Tia and Tamera; Yes, That Placenta

January 18, 2013 // 3:52 pm

It sounds like what might happen if you slapped a Brazzers logo onto a Sister, Sister screencap, but no, this bit of ruined childhood news actually comes to us courtesy of the Mowry twins’ reality show on Style.

Check out the GIFs below for a play-by-play of this weirdly…

Apparently, Subway Doesn’t Think Normal Rules of Measurement Should Apply to Them

January 18, 2013 // 1:28 pm

By now you’ve probably heard that most Subway Footlongs (at least four out of seven purchased from New York test locations) are actually 11 – 11.5 inches long. If not, here’s the photo to prove it. But did you also know that Subway Australia doesn’t seem to think there’s…

No-Bake Energy Bars that Actually Taste Like Cake

January 18, 2013 // 12:03 pm

At least, supposedly tastes like cake. The truth of the matter has yet to be seen. Frankly, the only flavored foods I’ve found which successfully emulate the dishes they’re meant to come from are potato chip brands and this one tea place next to my house (their Tiramisu Rooibos?…

Puppy’s Life Saved by ‘Seven or Eight Shots’ of Vodka

January 17, 2013 // 10:06 am

We’ve all heard how chocolate is really bad for dogs (like, death-inducing bad), but you know what clear, liquid, technically-classified “poison” surprisingly isn’t? Vodka.