Dominique Zamora

Welcome to Your First Hangover Breakfast of 2013

January 1, 2013 // 8:00 am

GOOD MORNING SWEETIE! WELCOME TO 2013!!!

Oh, was that too loud?

Sorry, just got a little excited there. How’s this? Better? Good.

Well, here we are. We finally made it, past the bath salt zombies, past the last Twilight movie, past Call Me…

Foodfapping 2012: The Year in Sex-Related Food News

December 30, 2012 // 8:00 am

Face it, the best part of not dying during Mayan Doomsday is knowing we still get to enjoy the two things that make this life worth living: Food and sex.

Here’s some of the best, worst, strangest and most OMGWTFBBQ-worthy sex-related news stories we saw this year.

Enter at…

Here’s How to Make Cherry Pie Jello Shots, Complete with Mini Graham Cracker Crusts

December 29, 2012 // 9:30 am

So the family-centric holidays are technically over (unless you’re one of those people who actually enjoys boozing it up with gramps, ya freak). But that doesn’t mean the family-centric holiday-themed treats have to end. In fact, why not keep the fun of all the suffocating hugs and ugly sweaters…

This Booze-Happy NYE Noisemaker Only Works When You’re Drunk

December 28, 2012 // 6:25 pm

Here’s a quick way to weed out the underage or otherwise alcohol-avoidant party poopers at your next New Year’s Eve bash: Hand out a bunch of noisemakers that only work after someone swished a good amount of alcohol in his mouth.

Now apparently the Buzzed Buzzer‘s technology…

Caffeinated Maple Syrup for the Sweetest Crash Ever

December 28, 2012 // 6:02 pm

Here’s the thing, I hate coffee. Can’t stand it. Black is too bitter, and by the time I add enough sugar and creamer to make it even remotely tolerable, the number of calories alone is enough to make my head spin.