Dominique Zamora

Definitely Lovin’ It: McDonald’s UK to Give Away Books Instead of Toys for Its Happy Meals

January 13, 2013 // 9:00 am

Here’s a confession: It’s always been a naïve belief of mine that my future children will learn how to read before they ever watch television. Granted, I also hope to make a living as a writer (ha), but thanks to McDonald’s new pro-literacy Happy Meal campaign, all I need…

Turns Out Handcuffing Yourself to Your Taco Bell Coworker Won’t Land You a Date

January 12, 2013 // 12:00 pm

There’s something really sweet, really heartwarming, about persistence. And then there’s this guy.

Last Monday, Georgian Taco Bell employee Jason Earl Dean, 25, was sentenced to four years in jail and six years probation, for handcuffing himself to his 18 -year-old coworker to get a date.

This was, mind…

This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Pipe is Perfect for Nostalgia Munchies

January 12, 2013 // 10:00 am

Face it, TMNT was a cartoon about giant, crime-fighting, pizza-eating reptiles. If you honestly believe it wasn’t about drugs, I highly suggest you watch it again (preferably while on drugs and eating pizza).

Designed by glassblower Brendan Taylor, this line of TMNT-inspired pipes would be a good place…

Ramen-Flavored Ice Cream For ‘Instant’ Gratification

January 11, 2013 // 3:57 pm

Got a little riddle for you: How do you make the most convenient convenience store food even easier? Eliminate the need to chew.

Perfect for babies, old people and the terminally underpaid, miso ramen-flavored ice cream is apparently very real and, yes, even in Japan, very, very odd. Spotted…

This Chocolate, Peanut Butter and Banana Ale Probably Makes Great Beer Floats

January 11, 2013 // 1:15 pm

Aside from that though, not really sure why else you’d want to drink this.

Released as a follow-up to their infamous Bacon Maple Ale, Rogue Ales and Voodoo Doughnuts have partnered up yet again to create this homage to one of Elvis’s most treasured treats.