Dominique Zamora

Puppy’s Life Saved by ‘Seven or Eight Shots’ of Vodka

January 17, 2013 // 10:06 am

We’ve all heard how chocolate is really bad for dogs (like, death-inducing bad), but you know what clear, liquid, technically-classified “poison” surprisingly isn’t? Vodka.

This NYC Dive Bar Offers Patrons Free Midget Porn, Yay

January 16, 2013 // 5:54 pm

Have you ever wished you could enjoy a good beer, solid food and worry-free sexual gratification all at the same time? Let me introduce you to the Double Down – which is actually not some weird, kitchen-based sexual position. At least, not this time.

No, the Double…

Churro Waffles are Quite Possibly the Best Thing to Happen to Breakfast, Ever

January 16, 2013 // 2:26 pm

For those who’ve never been to a theme park, state fair or any other such junk-food laden mecca of everything that still makes this nation great, listen up: Churros are sex. Deep fried, cinnamon-coated, gloriously phallic sex.

Dunkin’ Donuts Coming to California by 2015

January 16, 2013 // 10:59 am

When I was growing up, Dunkin’ Donuts was like a unicorn – some magical purple fairy tale in which my innocent young Californian heart believed fervently, but which I admittedly had never seen with my own two eyes.

Well, seeing is believing, folks. Dunkin’ Donuts is coming to Socal.…

Clergyman Gets a Potato Stuck Up His Butt While ‘Hanging Curtains Naked’

January 15, 2013 // 2:56 pm

Here’s how I imagine the conversation between the 50-year-old vicar from Sheffeld, England and his nurse must have gone:

“What exactly were you doing when you found the potato *there*?”