Dominique Zamora

New Maple Bacon Flavor Kettle Chips Prove Bacon Is Still Totally Porkable

February 22, 2013 // 3:33 pm

Earlier this week, the New York Times brought us “The Extraordinary Science of Addictive Junk Food,” but for anyone who missed it, here’s a quick primer: The perfect pressure point for maximum chip enjoyment is four pounds per square inch. The crazier and more robust a chip’s flavor…

Today I Learned: Yes, You Can Eat Your Own Poop

February 22, 2013 // 1:00 pm

Even when we were infants, the idea of coprophagy (the consumption of feces, guys) was gross, but apparently some very high-minded journalists over at Gawker are still dying to know: is it or isn’t it safe to eat your own poop?

Luckily enough for them, science was ready…

Fiji Water Now Has Built-In Straw Bottle Caps, For Celebrities and Women

February 21, 2013 // 8:00 am

Because ain’t nobody got time to find a straw or reapply lipstick, “artesian” bottled water company Fiji debuted its new built-in straw bottle caps during New York Fashion week earlier this month.

Designed as a reusable, BPA free and dishwasher safe replacement for its usual blue caps, the new…

This is What Condom/Boob Ice Cream Looks Like

February 21, 2013 // 6:00 am

Call it a side effect of my upbringing (thanks mom and dad!), but I’m not entirely sure how something called Gomu Yokki Aisu (“Ice Cream Filled Rubber”) doesn’t immediately make your mind go there.

But according to Japanese news source Rocket News, many a Japanese citizen had happily…

How the F*ck Do You Chew This Thing? The Fruit by the Foot and Fruit Roll-Up Wrapped Super Gusher

February 20, 2013 // 2:32 pm

It’s a dentist’s worst nightmare: a “Super Gusher,” composed of at least three packs of its namesake, wrapped in layers of Fruit Roll-Ups and covered by a quilt of bright pink Fruit by the Foot like a rubber band ball.

Gawk at its glory. Marvel at its high-fructose corn-syrup-laden…