FoodSearch: valentines

Best Valentine’s Gift EVER: Boyfriend Transforms Ice Dispenser into Candy Dispenser

February 14, 2013 // 6:17 pm

Like many already great things (yogurt, grapes, Thin Mint cookies), candy, especially chocolate candy, is even better frozen. But it can be difficult to know just when you’ll want to nom on some frozen Hershey’s kisses. What if it’s, like, midnight and you want some frozen chocolate right now,…

Our Favorite Classic Food Pairings Tie the Knot – Literally

February 14, 2013 // 4:24 pm

Unlike these “lover’s chips“, there’s something slap-you-in-the-face obvious about root beer and ice cream, milk and brownies, pretzels and beer going together. Also unlike those chips, these foods have been literally tied together and photographed by Kyle Dreier. He calls himself a food photographer, but thanks to…

Foodie Pick Up Lines Ribbed For Your Valentine’s Day Pleasure

February 14, 2013 // 10:00 am

Had enough of being Forever Alone every Valentine’s Day, or are just looking for some smooth words to spice up your love life? Before you and your date eat out, why not heat up the oven a little bit and set the mood with these delightfully sexy foodie pick-up lines?…

The ‘Forever Alone’ Valentine’s Day Drinking Game

February 11, 2013 // 3:55 pm

Full disclosure: my goal at the end of this list is to make you want to punch something. The wall. Your laptop. The jackass buying last-minute flowers at the supermarket for his girlfriend and his cute coworker. I want you to get so angry that your body becomes a…

Wear Your Pizza on Your Sleeve: Domino’s Japan Offers Heart-Shaped Valentine’s Pizza

February 11, 2013 // 1:20 pm

For you gals and guys who have yet to make reservations at the closest frou frou restaurant, tsk tsk, here’s an idea: Skip the Italian joint stuffed full with snogging couples, stay home, pop open a couple of beers and order a heart-shaped pizza from Domino’s.

How’s that for…

Guys, Here Are the Ten Worst Food-Related Items You Can Get Your Girl for Valentine’s Day [NSFW]

February 7, 2013 // 3:01 pm

I get it. I do. Sometimes, the standard teddy-bear-holding-a-chocolate-rose thing gets boring. Even I get tired of champagne sometimes. You wanna spice up your Valentine’s Day. Completely understandable. That’s fine. We have Pinterest now, and I’m sure they can offer hundreds of unique ideas, okay, guys? It’ll be okay.…

21 Totally Unchalky Candy Heart Recipes

February 2, 2013 // 7:00 am

Candy conversation hearts are like the sugar-equivalent of the friendzone: A gentle way to show someone you really do care about them — you do — just not enough for something “real” right now, like Snickers or Starbursts.

But what if they didn’t suck so much? What if the…

Chocolate-Flavored Envelopes Are the Cure to Nasty-Tasting Snail Mail

January 31, 2013 // 7:30 am

The folks over at ThinkGeek have come up with a genius solution for nasty-tasting envelopes: Chocolate-flavored envelopes. See those brown patterns in the picture above? That, my friends, is chocolate-flavored. It’s completely lickable, delicious and functional for all your V-Day greeting needs.

The one downside to this tasty invention…