Bacon Coffee Is Real, Horrific, and Needs to Be Killed With Fire

All right, we’re getting a little ridiculous here, guys. Yes, there are some things that can and should be vastly improved by the addition of some bacon or bacon grease. Maple cupcakes are a good example. Coffee, of course, is so, so not.

But that didn’t stop gourmet coffee company Boca Java from creating this hipster-inspired monstrosity: “Maple Bacon Morning” coffee – coffee flavored, yes, like bacon.

Design Taxi reports the blend is made of 100% specialty grade Arabica coffee and is roasted on demand to ensure freshness, but there are much bigger issues at hand than how ripe some beans are, such as why anyone would want to drink bacon, or why we can’t just let our coffee taste like coffee. Granted, if you made this into a Frappuccino and covered all the coffee flavor with cupcake-y sweetness, I’d probably be all for it. But until that happens, kill it. Kill it with fire.

(Or buy it from Boca Java for $8. You know, if you’re into that.)

H/T + PicThx Design Taxi

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