At least according to the manufacturers of SEXCEREAL, a new granola-based breakfast cereal claiming to improve the sexual experiences of both men and women with each seed-packed swallow.

The cereal comes in two separately-gendered versions (men get a mixture containing bee pollen and wheat germ, women get ginger and sunflower seeds) and claims that the differently calibrated cereals will fill a gaping hole in the breakfast food industry by providing something “sexy and fun.”

Props to cereal creator Peter Ehrlich for doing his best to make sexy granola a thing, but we’re pretty sure that anyone who relies on eating bags of bee pollen or ginger to save their sex life is in need of more than a cereal intervention.

SexCereal $20 @SexCereal

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Erika Grant is an Orange County native in a long-distance relationship with the Bay Area. She's enthusiastic about all things vegan/vegetarian, has cheese dreams on the regular that make it difficult to commit to the vegan lifestyle, and gets obscenely excited about avocados in anything.