This ‘Cherry Blossom’ Bread Totally Looks Like a Vagina [NSFWish]

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There’s a “deflowering” joke in here, somewhere.

Designed by Japanese virtual idol Hatsune Miku and one of Japan’s biggest convenience store chains, Family Mart, this strawberry and cream-flavored bread is supposed to look like a flower, but somehow comes across as a bit more . . . labial.

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(The drawing of the giggling schoolgirl on the front of the package doesn’t do much to help, either.)

Still, and forgive me for saying this, I’m willing to bet it probably tastes delicious.

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Ah, now I feel dirty.

H/T + Picthx Laughing Squid, Buzzfeed



Dominique would be a foodie if she had money to pay for food. For now, she gets by just looking at food photography, which results in at least one more starving journalism student every time Instagram breaks down.


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  • http://twitter.com/violentcraving Diana

    Oh my god. My heart stopped when I glanced at it in my news feed. Ha ha :D

  • Linda Lovelush

    Only in Japan, LOL. The middle of it looks like somebody’s pucker. And I don’t mean the one on their face.

  • Anonymous

    So…I guess we know that Dominique stopped maturingt at age 12, and is still a virgin, since people who get regular sex…both men and women…don’t giggle at the mere thought of it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/funkajunkaz Matthew R Webb

    It looks like an anus made from vaginas.

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