Ben and Jerry, those two guys you turn to after breaking up with your significant other, losing a job, or just finishing, like, an insanely stressful week, have brought America such awesome, pop culture ice cream flavors such as AmeriCone Dream, Late Night Snack, Phish Food, and everyone’s favorite, if short-lived, Shweddy Balls. So, it’s not much of a stretch to imagine that they’re jumping on the bandwagon for 2013 with delicious homages to Breaking Bad and Mad Men.

But, no. Some guy named Jon Defreest (who apparently does love Breaking Bad and Parks and Rec) made up a bunch of flavors just to toy with our emotions. Cruel, right?

No, worries. There’s a pint of Half Baked for you at the nearest grocery store.

H/T High Snobiety/ PicThx Jonny etc. + WeGotKidz

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Aziza Sullivan has always enjoyed three things in excess: food, writing, and sleeping. While the first two are happily combined, the third tends to get in the way, since it turns out the average reader is uninterested in sleep blogs. She also enjoys coffee, probably too much, if there is such a thing.