Call it a side effect of my upbringing (thanks mom and dad!), but I’m not entirely sure how something called Gomu Yokki Aisu (“Ice Cream Filled Rubber”) doesn’t immediately make your mind go there.

But according to Japanese news source Rocket News, many a Japanese citizen had happily enjoyed the delicious, creamy treat for years before one Canadian exchange student and her friend had to go ruin everything with their dirty mindedness.

Check out the bukkake-filled, mildly pornographic “review” for yourself below:

Of course, seeing as it is Japan, this isn’t really the first time someone’s seen this packaging and thought something less-than-pristine. Though instead of a condom, ice cream company Kubota decided the protruding white tip at the end more closely resembled a woman’s perky teat.

In another video made by Youtuber emmymadeinjapan, it’s easy to see why. When properly frozen, the Oppai Aisu (“Boob Ice”) requires you to actively suck at the tip in order to enjoy the treat’s milky goodness, instead of squirting all over the place like an overzealous teenage boy.

So which would you rather suck on?

H/T Rocket News + emmymadeinjapan

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Dominique would be a foodie if she had money to pay for food. For now, she gets by just looking at food photography, which results in at least one more starving journalism student every time Instagram breaks down.