Apparently Guy Fieri doesn’t understand the internet. ‘Cause if he did, getting a domain name for your business is step number one. But he didn’t, and like getting to the Gold Rush in 1856, Fieri missed out, and Brooklyn’s Bryan Mytko jumped his claim. Venture over to Guysamericankitchenandbar.com and you’ll be pleasantly surprised with a truly innovative and inspired menu. While Burger King’s twitter account was hacked earlier this week, Mytko did his damage completely legally, preying on Fieri’s ignorance towards the modern world.

Mytko tweeted out

Guy Fieri didn’t register his restaurant’s domain name, so I picked it up. I think this new menu look greatguysamericankitchenandbar.com

— Bryan Mytko (@BryanMytko) February 19, 2013

Lucky for us he didn’t just take the domain, but he created a hilarious alternative menu. Remember to get your mouthful of Guy’s Big Balls, I hear it’s the tits.

H/T LaughingSquid

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Joey is the 2017 Chopped champion. He also runs for President in 2020. But right now he is just eating, writing and playing soccer (not all at once). Pretty amazing trajectory if you ask him.