Had enough of being Forever Alone every Valentine’s Day, or are just looking for some smooth words to spice up your love life? Before you and your date eat out, why not heat up the oven a little bit and set the mood with these delightfully sexy foodie pick-up lines? Ripe for your taste buds, these are local, hand-crafted, and organic pick-up lines guaranteed for a great night from your Foodbeast friends. Thank us later, and refrain from using that Olive Oil for sexy times. 

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Wine not join me for dinner?

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Let’s TACO ’bout you, me, and dinner.

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Baby, I’m like fried chicken to your diet. So bad, but so good.

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Were you born on a ranch? Because you’ve got free range of my heart.

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I can’t wait to deglaze my hot juices all over your sweet potatoes.

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You butter believe my oven’s getting all hot and ready for you.

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Is that your dough rising, or are you just happy to see me?

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You make my whipped cream peak like no other.

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Let’s relish in the moment where you’re not always trying to ketchup and put my hot dog in your mouth.

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I like my burritos like I like my women, meaty and full of sour cream.

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It’s going down like Kobayashi and an entire Domino’s Pizza tonight . . .  Over within a minute.

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I like my women like I like my lattes . . . Organic with floral notes, berry undertones, and delicious.

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Play it safe and eat safe this Valentine’s, especially if you’re drinking your sorrows away. If these smooth words of wisdom work, then you’re obviously doing something right, and need to give us advice. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Patrick Khensovan is a full-time Computer Science student and extreme coffee addict. You can expect to find him suffering extreme headaches in the corner of a dark room until he gets his coffee fix.