M&M’s Darwinism: Why the Blue Ones Are Inferior

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I’m pretty sure I wasn’t the only one to sort my M&Ms into piles according to color (candy segregation is not cool, folks) when I was younger, working backwards from orange to green so I could save my favorite for last. Of course, none of this had any real bearing on the candy. The color of the shell, I have since learned, doesn’t really affect the taste of the M&M. I was just a little OCD.

This kid, however, Facebook user Luke Something, has the right idea. He understands it’s not the color of the shell, but the strength. I eagerly await the day when a superior breed of M&M becomes our chocolate-flavored overlord, even if it is an orange one. Though apparently, it’s probably going to be brown or red. So.

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Aziza Sullivan has always enjoyed three things in excess: food, writing, and sleeping. While the first two are happily combined, the third tends to get in the way, since it turns out the average reader is uninterested in sleep blogs. She also enjoys coffee, probably too much, if there is such a thing.


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  • Gomolka

    This is REALLY old copypasta from 4chan.
    How in the world this came up as a digg article is truly disappointing…

  • Gomolka

    THIS IS OLD COPYPASTA

  • austros

    From 4chan?! I saw this via email (remember email?) back in the mid-90′s!

  • Ty

    Sharpen the image broski.

  • Decipi

    This is really old, if you are too young to have never seen this then you missed the golden era of the internet.

  • http://twitter.com/digitalArtform Joseph Francis

    This thing that is literally from 1994 just made the front page of digg?

  • Anonymous

    Have you ever actually tried this? All that happens is the M&M that won the last duel cracks in the next. Also, old.

  • http://twitter.com/iamjpg J.P. Given

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