The Football Drinking Game You Shouldn’t Play This Sunday

Sick of pansy drinking games that require you to take a baby sip every time you look through the 10-page rulebook? Real drinking games should be easy and have you plastered and grasping the earth for dear life by halftime.

The “Do Not Play This” Drinking Game is a game that should not be played if you’re not prepared to get sh*tfaced. So, eat, drink and happy Super Bowl. May the odds be ever in your favor. We also have a full-res .pdf available for download those of you looking to print out poster-size for your Sunday debauchery:

If you want to print out a poster of this, click here to download full-sized .pdf.