This Ear Wax Candy is 'Picked Fresh,' Q-Tip Not Included

This Ear Wax Candy is ‘Picked Fresh,’ Q-Tip Not Included

January 30, 2013 // 3:04 pm // By: Charisma Madarang

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The best part amount these lemony morsels resembling ear wax is the accompanying description:

Picked fresh from the inner recesses of a large, crusty ear, these chewy gummy morsels feature a delicious lemon flavor. Nifty ear graphic packets seal in quality!

Oh fabulous! It’s hard to get fresh, high-quality ear slop these days, especially the kind you find in “large, crusty” crevices of the body. . .

Ugh, just looking at this picture gives me the shivers. You can see the guy’s tiny ear hairs for goodness sake.

Gummy Ear Wax $6.25 @Candy Warehouse

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Charisma has an undying love for gritty literature and drinks coffee like water. She also hails from Toronto, Canada and is a die-hard Maple Leafs fan, sigh.

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In this article: candy • ear wax • gummy • lemon-flavored

http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Klein/1038570777 David Klein

What a fun product. I would love to add it to our line of urine candy which is packed in specimen containers, candy blood and other unusual items that can be seen at http://www.niftycandy.com….Thank You