18 People Who Absolutely Love Peanut Butter (And 9 People Who are Wrong)

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It’s delicious. It’s kinda healthy. Its wifey is super sweet and its best friend is chocolate. What’s not to love?

In honor of National Peanut Butter Day, here are 18 twitterers giving good ol’ PB all the love and respect it deserves (and the 9 awful individuals who don’t).

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The Apple Person:

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The Orgasming Aussie:

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The girl who’s all about nondiscrimination:

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This girl eating her feelings:

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This ghost who knows s/o’s are for suckers:

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This chick who totally gets why we didn’t have school Monday:

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This guy who may have just invented the ultimate munchie food:

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The skinny senior who won’t let calories get in the way of TWOO LURVEEE~~

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The aspiring bodybuilding BAMF:

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This  . . . college?

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This girl version of [10] guy:

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This (hopefully) future grocery store manager:

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The guy with good priorities:

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The gal who remembered to count her blessings:

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The fitness junkie who maybe forgot what “healthy” means:

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THE MISSING PARENT TRAP TWIN:

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This guy who’s on his 5th life today:

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And finally, this girl who enjoys the simple things in life:

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And now, for the wrongs.

These pants which are totally racist:

 

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The girl who, yes, is weird:wrong7

 

This dyslexic farmer who just wants to see the world burn:

 

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This chick, because it’s really really important:wrong5

 

The girl who probably shouldn’t have tried to swallow a whole peanut butter jar while on twitter:

 

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This girl who’s clearly #FOREVERALONE:

 

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The girl who didn’t pick her twitter name :

 

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The blue person with the awesome little brother:

 

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And the one with awesome twitter followers:

 

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Dominique would be a foodie if she had money to pay for food. For now, she gets by just looking at food photography, which results in at least one more starving journalism student every time Instagram breaks down.


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  • Alan

    To the people who are referencing “The Parent Trap” (I’ve never seen it) http://chocolatecoveredkatie.com/2013/01/23/homemade-peanut-butter-oreos/

  • http://twitter.com/Falkon_Vind Falkon Vind

    Maggots? Oh no. Though it can be several parts rat hair or bug parts in a jar, dood. But that doesn’t make it any less tasty.

  • UltimaWraith

    Peanut Butter is the essence of joy and happiness, those 9 people are clearly sad and I send my pity to them.

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