Move over doggies and dolphins and, for the handful of you still living in the dark ages, people – Japan’s newest source of sexual play doesn’t even need genitalia for you to have a good time.

TL;DR: Japanese people are groping vegetables now. What.

Dubbed the “Sexual Harassment Interface,” this project by Miss Etsuko Ichihara features daikon which have been retrofitted with electrical sensors causing them to moan erotically whenever and wherever they’ve been touched. Guy radishes, girl radishes—at one point the video even has multiple radishes going at once for a virtual radish orgy. The reason has something to do with concretization and abstraction. Though what sort of statement on sexual harassment groping vegetables makes, especially vegetables which seem very much to be enjoying it, is far, far beyond me.

Check out the uncomfortably NSFW-ish video below and then turn off your laptop and go to sleep. Because that’s . . . just about enough internet for today.

H/T Rocket News

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Dominique would be a foodie if she had money to pay for food. For now, she gets by just looking at food photography, which results in at least one more starving journalism student every time Instagram breaks down.