Here at Foodbeast, we love vaginas almost as much as we love food. We’ve compiled a list that combines our two favorite things both as they appear in nature and in the kitchens of creative (and slightly insane) vagina fans. Enjoy!

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 1. Oysters

Pretty sure it’s impossible to eat an oyster like this without wearing a “Shuck me, suck me, eat me raw” t-shirt.

PicThx thefrisky

2. Steaks

PicThx mixedmartialarts

3. Tacos

We’re not sure what’s happening with these tacos, but we think we like it.

PicThx Zoklet

4. Grapefruits

PicThx sexxxinthekitchen

5. Oranges

PicThx Dave’s Daily Dose

6. Papayas

Fun fact: “papaya” is a Cuban slang term for “vagina,” which made things pretty awkward when Mormon presidential candidate Mitt Romney told a Cuban radio audience that he was a “big fan of papaya” during the 2012 campaign.

PicThx latinzine

7. Honeydew Melons

PicThx foodofmyaffection

8. Sweet Potatoes

PicThx meatisadelicacy

9. Bell Peppers

This pepper is more clitoral than vaginal, but let’s be real: no one ever got anywhere by ignoring the clitoris.

PicThx fairfaxunderground

10. Onions

PicThx Disclose

11. Cupcakes

PicThx Chaos Bakery

12. Cookies

Cakehead Loves Evil has come up with a terrifyingly new approach to the vagina pastry theme with these fanged vagina cookies.

13. Beef Tongue

No comment.

PicThx The Accidental Vagina

14. This Lord of the Rings Cake

The raging yeast infection happening in this edible vagina is almost scarier  than the actual Eye of Sauron.

PicThx Geekosystem

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Erika Grant is an Orange County native in a long-distance relationship with the Bay Area. She's enthusiastic about all things vegan/vegetarian, has cheese dreams on the regular that make it difficult to commit to the vegan lifestyle, and gets obscenely excited about avocados in anything.