14 Vagina-Shaped Foods to Feed Your Appetite
Here at Foodbeast, we love vaginas almost as much as we love food. We’ve compiled a list that combines our two favorite things both as they appear in nature and in the kitchens of creative (and slightly insane) vagina fans. Enjoy!
Pretty sure it’s impossible to eat an oyster like this without wearing a “Shuck me, suck me, eat me raw” t-shirt.
We’re not sure what’s happening with these tacos, but we think we like it.
PicThx Dave’s Daily Dose
Fun fact: “papaya” is a Cuban slang term for “vagina,” which made things pretty awkward when Mormon presidential candidate Mitt Romney told a Cuban radio audience that he was a “big fan of papaya” during the 2012 campaign.
7. Honeydew Melons
8. Sweet Potatoes
9. Bell Peppers
This pepper is more clitoral than vaginal, but let’s be real: no one ever got anywhere by ignoring the clitoris.
PicThx Chaos Bakery
Cakehead Loves Evil has come up with a terrifyingly new approach to the vagina pastry theme with these fanged vagina cookies.
13. Beef Tongue
PicThx The Accidental Vagina
14. This Lord of the Rings Cake
The raging yeast infection happening in this edible vagina is almost scarier than the actual Eye of Sauron.
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