Because anthropomorphizing animals has always been an effective food marketing technique, a new line of ads from the Norwegian Seafood Council features some very interpretive dances from The Human Sushi, a performance group literally bent on translating popular sushi recipes into art.

Watch as these shining, smiling pieces of salmon, avocado and shrimp get cut down by enemy chopsticks and curl into the fetal position to await their inevitable transportation from the table to your mouth.

Because some days, you just feel like destroying something beautiful.

H/T Buzzfeed

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Dominique would be a foodie if she had money to pay for food. For now, she gets by just looking at food photography, which results in at least one more starving journalism student every time Instagram breaks down.