What’s pointy, delicious and completely magical? If you said a unicorn horn cookie, you wouldn’t be wrong. If you were thinking something else, though, you probably would be, ya perv. But in all seriousness, what I’m thinking of has a million times more power, magic and delicious meaty flavor than all other possible phallic images combined.

Behold: the Bacon Pixie Stick, courtesy of instructables user canida.

It’s basically bacon in crack form and would probably be the perfect seasoning for those Beer and Bacon Battered Deep Fried Doritos you’ve been thinking of trying. Again, y’all are welcome.

Check out the full recipe and photos here.

via Instructables

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