If you’re planning on bringing a nice bottle of Shiraz to a country hoedown or a dry Riesling to a southern picnic, why not, you know, make it a little bit fancy?

Don’t even think about about holding back — yeah, you know you want a pair of overalls for your wine. We stumbled upon Archie McPhee’s Vinderalls (believe us, we can’t even make this stuff up if we tried) and are… well… to be honest, slightly puzzled.

Is this, uh, attire supposed to keep our prime bottle of vino feeling slightly hipsterish, or just plain ridiculous? Because the only thing we remember about overalls is how much of a struggle it used to be to use the bathroom in third grade.

As Incredible Things so kindly points out, wine also has underpants, vinderhosen and ugly Christmas sweaters in its wardrobe. Not gonna lie, we’re kind of feeling left out.

Wine Overalls: $12.50 @ Amazon

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At the ripe age of three, Jennifer Lai sampled dishes as diverse as foie gras, jellyfish, and chicken feet. She was born Canadian, hails from Los Angeles, and lived in Berkeley and Chicago before moving to New York, where she now resides and writes. She spends at least one night a week compulsively roasting vegetables and re-watching episodes of Good Eats -- sometimes at the same time.