Face it, no matter how well you know a person, holiday shopping is hard. Great, your bestie’s a craft beer snob. But that Moleskine Beer Journal you’ve been eyeing? He’s already got it. And that super-ironic Bacon Scarf for your super-ironic vegan friend? Yeah, his super-ironic sister’s out buying it as we speak.

Luckily, Sriracha is the every-foodie’s milk and honey, so if you’re scrambling to find a gift for your favorite person with taste buds, rest assured these cock-sauce-inspired gifts are sure to melt even the coldest, most snobby foodie heart.

Observe:

1. Boxers – Hot.

$19 @ The Oatmeal

2. Lollipops – Sriracha in totally sweet, totally suckable lolly form? Super-hot.

4 for $10 @ Lollyphile

3. Lip Balm – So Sriracha lovers everywhere can virtually make out with the sun-ripened liquid of the gods. Super-Mega-Ultra-Hot.

$4 @ J&D’s

4. Popcorn – Less hot, but a totally solid alternative to butter.

3 for $13 @ J&D’s

4. Cookbooks – In regular and “Veggie-Lover’s” form; the rooster don’t judge.

$12 @ Amazon

5. Aprons – Comes with two “perfectly sized cock holsters Sriracha bottle holsters.”

$19 @ The Oatmeal

6. Water Bottles — Perfect for scaring random passerby with your bravado.

Sold out, but still awesome! H/T: Gage + Desoto

7. Tote Bags – Totes for carrying Sriracha bottles around everywhere. Obviously.

$16 @ The Oatmeal

8. Printed T-Shirts (also bumper stickers, etc.) – For sharing rooster-y love with the world.

$19 @ The Oatmeal

9. And finally, Pho – For curing all illness, sharing some heartfelt bonding time and hearkening back to the cock sauce’s illustrious culinary roots.

~$3-7 most places

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Dominique would be a foodie if she had money to pay for food. For now, she gets by just looking at food photography, which results in at least one more starving journalism student every time Instagram breaks down.