To be completely fair, it was only a matter of time before this happened. It really is just too long a wait between waking up and getting down to the breakfast table to catch our first whiffs of bacon. I for one would much prefer a bacon-scented pillow. But for all of you saying goodbye to those precious whiskers this morning, the Bacon Shaving Cream from J&Ds could be the next best thing.

Now you can define your manhood with something other than your carefully cultivated facial hair. According to the product description, BSC’s “advanced heat-activated aromatic technology lasts for hours and delivers maximum bacon scent when you need it most.”

Bacon Shaving Cream: $15 @ J&D’s

via Business Insider

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