Resuscitate Your Breakfast With This Defibrillator Toaster

Who says breakfast can’t be exciting? I can’t think of a better way to spend a Sunday morning than shocking your bread back to life- it’s fun for the whole family! It seems straight forward enough: place a slice in each tray, select your toasting level, apply pressure and BAM, all clear! If you look closely, you can see the heart rate imprint that will be left on your flat-lining toast.

Sadly, this toaster is only a concept developed by Shay Carmon, the creator of other bizarre ideas such as the ‘two leg table’, and the ‘leaning chair’. Hopefully some day soon it will appear on the shelves, and you can finally fulfill your parent’s dream of becoming a cardiac surgeon. Well, close enough.

via Incredible Things



Danielle Mooradian is a recent East Coast transplant who has eaten her way across the country. The best gift she has ever received was a panini maker, and loves anything that resembles a cheeseburger. Her goal in life is to become a judge on Iron Chef.


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  • Anonymous

    this is so brilliiant… Im REALLY disappointed it doesn’t exist in working form, i want one :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/courtney.kolodzieski Courtney Kolodzieski

    Why is this just a concept?! I would buy it in a heartbeat.

    • YaBoyCorruption

      heh..I see what you did there

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=520252751 GeekGurhl Binks

    I was an EMT and I am planning on converting an old Bus ( ambulance) into a camber and that just made my pulse drop.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1077469403 Patrick Nance

    Me too me too… This would so sell to every single firehouse, EMS station and ER!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kiwi.big.bear Shawn Kenwright

    What a great product, instant best seller, I’d buy one for sure.

  • ginger20037

    He’s bread, Jim, go tell the kids he’s in a butter place.

    But seriously, I want this toaster xD

  • Travis Runkel

    This has GOT to be made for real! I know a huge amount of people who would buy this in an instant. There’s been less useful and odder ideas that have been created after all.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jenni.share Jennifer Sharum

    wait its not real? fuck you for tricking me and making me want it!

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