If you’ve ever dreamt about partying like a Norse god up in Valhalla, but aren’t quite sold yet on the whole dying thing, this Mjolnir Beer Bottle Opener could be a good way to start.

Unfortunately the version pictured above isn’t the one being sold — anywhere – online (even though it’s the one being used as the featured image on many an e-tailer). No, the one for actual sale looks more like this:

Which leads me to think, either these guys already know their product isn’t nearly as cool, or they take after the other Odinson and actually enjoy tricking us with the old bait and switch.

Either way, if you still harbor hopes of beer god-dom, this tiny, totally un-mighty hammer is probably as close as you’re gonna get.

Thor’s Hammer Beer Bottle Opener: $15 @ Amazon

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Dominique would be a foodie if she had money to pay for food. For now, she gets by just looking at food photography, which results in at least one more starving journalism student every time Instagram breaks down.