Everyone knows McDonald’s cuts their fries from the surface of the moon, ships them back to earth, deep fries them in gasoline and spray paints them yellow. You didn’t know that? Well, then how do you figure they last so long? Moon fries, baby.

Of course, if you don’t buy our made-in-space explanation, McDonald’s Canada offers their own “farm-to-table” version in a video that is oddly wholesome. From the farm they grow them at, to the impressive machinery that processes them, to a quick plastic spoon and salt demo, McDonald’s shows you that their fries are harmless little things and not indestructible beastlies that will probably outlive you.

Via Gizmodo

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Charisma has an undying love for gritty literature and drinks coffee like water. She also hails from Toronto, Canada and is a die-hard Maple Leafs fan, sigh.