These Sarcastic, Tongue-in-Cheek Teabags May Help Calm Your Inner Cynic

There’s a common misconception that tea drinkers are somehow more “at peace” with themselves than everyone else, but let me be the first to say that is complete and utter bullsh*t.

For those of you who are tired of hiding your annoyance beneath burning incense and woo-sahs, why not consider brewing yourself a cup of Cynical Tea? Delivered in the same deadpan manner as the popular E-cards internet meme, each flavor of the line is imbued with magical tea powers to help you “Get Along with Your Coworkers,” “Be a Better Parent,” or even “Erase Your Past” – i.e., black tea with orange; chamomile with citrus and mint; or oolong with orange, respectively.

Granted, the product description does note that “results may vary,” but anything that promises “Instant Karma,” or that I’ll “Live Forever” is definitely worth a shot.

Or we can all just start drinking coffee. At least that way our anger at the world will be socially acceptable.

Each 16-bag box of Instant Karma (and all other flavors) — £5.99 or $9.61 from Firebox

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