So Apparently, We’ve Been Eating Cupcakes All Wrong

Apparently there’s a proper way to eat a cupcake.

Ever since our exploitation of the hidden properties of a Ketchup Cup, followed by the discovery of proper Tic Tac container usage, we’ve been inundated with e-mails regarding other things in life we are also doing wrong. One of those things? The cupcake.

I know, I know, don’t tell me how to eat a f-ckin’ cupcake — I said the same thing to our content director Geoff when he started telling me about a cupcake-eating-tactic he picked up from some friends, who had picked it up from various corners of the Internet. I’ve been haphazardly eating cupcakes through my nostrils for years, and I’m just now hearing about a way to properly eat them?!

Apparently, there is a maneuver that should completely eradicate any of the awkward eating techniques traditionally involved with eating a cupcake. The proper way conveniently offers up the ability to enjoy a cupcake without getting frosting on your face and consequently a proper frosting-to-cake ratio in every bite. How?

Use a couple of your firm fingers, twist off a bottom portion of the cake, and tack it on top of the frosting to make a sandwich. No frosty mess, no bites without frosting, all things good. Here you go:



Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.


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  • Deana

    Part of the enjoyment for me while eating a cupcake is getting the frosting on my face. Makes me feel like a kid again ;)

  • Anonymous

    I use a finger to spread the frosting down the sides all around the cupcake, stick my finger up into the center of the bottom, and eat my way around the sides leaving just a cake sleeve around my finger with a little glob of frosting on top, …. and then open wide, insert cupcake finger all the way in, close mouth and drag my finger out. It’s probably the most non-hetero thing I do.

  • http://www.facebook.com/beckynowaksmith Becky Nowak Smith

    I usually eat that bottom portion first, then the top half with the frosting :-)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1039082010 Ryan Allen Young

    apparently I just have a big fucking mouth and have no problem eating cupcakes. I also have a full beard and don’t get frosting everywhere.

  • http://twitter.com/CarlosFrancoZ Carlos Franco Z.

    I can’t believe it! all this time doing it wrong! geez!

  • http://www.facebook.com/oliva.ung Oliva Ung

    Haha it’s so funny

  • http://www.facebook.com/equis.veinticinco Equis Veinticinco

    ur an idiot

  • http://www.facebook.com/DevinChristopherNorris Devin Christopher Norris

    This will help me a lot! As a man with a beard I often find myself at parties staring longingly at the cupcakes, but never eating them because I know I’ll end up wearing half of it. Frosting is devilishly hard to clean out of a beard without a comb handy…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1153743689 Un Bsd

    why is the so called gentleman wearing a tank top? Kinda spoils the whole effect, doesn’t it?

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