Full disclosure: I’ve been sitting here for the past 15 minutes trying to come up with some witty intro about licking and liquor, but I’m kind of having a hard time concentrating.

This is because German liquor company G-Spirits has recently released a line of limited edition bottles of rum, vodka and whiskey which have been carefully trickled down the bare breasts of some unbearably hot females, including one Alexa Varga, Hungary’s Playmate of the Year for 2012.

These salacious spirits range from $150 to $180 a bottle depending on the poison inside, but for any further information (or, let’s be real, if you just feel like looking at some boobies), feel free to check out the company’s NSFW website or the line’s NSFW promotional video, below.

I for one happen to be at work, so this unfortunately is as far as my investigative sleuthing will go — though like our friends at Geekologie, I am curious to know exactly how they manage to bottle the liquor after it’s been on its mystical journey. But if you’re not the squeamish type (or if you’re just looking for a quick way to indirectly get to second base), G-Spirits might be just the thing.

Just don’t share it with your lady friends.

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Dominique would be a foodie if she had money to pay for food. For now, she gets by just looking at food photography, which results in at least one more starving journalism student every time Instagram breaks down.