Marie Callender’s Now Serving a Sausage Gravy & Egg Meat Pie

Breakfast in a pie. Is there really anything else that needs to be said?

Marie Callender’s frozen food products is now serving the new flavor of pie at most Walmart stores. Containing: Scrambled Eggs, Sausage, Potatoes, and just a bit of gravy all wrapped up in a golden flaky pie crust;  this frozen delight is packed with 810 calories of pure breakfast goodness.

All you have to do is nuke em, maybe throw a little Sriracha on top, and chow down before heading out the door. Or maybe it’s date night and she’s sick of the pizza or pasta that you always make her. Boom! Breakfast Pie.

Just make sure to keep it frozen.

via: Walmart



Peter is a journalism student who enjoys comics, cartoons, and crappy movies. His comic strip, "Which Way Back North?", has been seen by at least 20 people in the continental United States. Favorite foods include pizza, mexican, and pretty much anything that has to do with breakfast. If the three were combined, it would be preferred.


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