Wine sleeves have gotten progressively more popular over the years, and what better way to keep your wine bottle from feeling naked than with a pair of tighty-whities?

That’s the idea behind Vinderpants, quite literally, underwear for your bottles of wine. Vinderpants come made 95% of cotton, 5% of spandex and fit snugly (haha) over most traditionally-sized wine and champagne bottles. Utility may seem minimal, but imagine these underpants skyrocket the value of that $2 bottle of wine at your friend’s birthday party.

Then again, the underpants will run you around $9, so you may want to just grab a more expensive bottle of wine if you’re looking for value. Here’s a strange promo video for a relatively strange product:

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Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.