It’s that time of the week when over-the-top YouTube chefs Epic Meal Time  create yet another sandwich that’s too big for our *birdsound* mouths. This week, the boys decide to create The Ultimate Pizza Sandwich.

The behemoth is an architecturally sound display of two humongous pizza pockets that double as the buns, each of which is filled with extra large “meat-liker” pizzas and a ton of smaller pizza pockets and baked to hold consistency. Between the two pizza-filled buns is more pizza sauce, bacon, sausage, pancetta, cheese and pepperoni.

Per usual Epic Meal Time fashion, the video has a running calorie and fat counter, reminding you that consuming this entire pizza sandwich will credit you with 3,262 grams of fat and 45,133 calories. Not your average Hot Pocket by any means, and that’s definitely  what she said:

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Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.