Get out of their way, 7-Eleven is armed with corny wordplay and an army of free Slurpees to give away!

Come May 23rd, 2012, from 11am – 7pm, the convenience store chain will be offering free 7.11 ounce Slurpee drinks at participating locations, while supplies last.

This is good news for those of you who may want to try their latest line of Slurpee Lite products. The Lite products include their most recent flavor addition, Fanta Sugar-free Mango, which has 50% fewer calories than their other Slurpee flavors.

If you feel like you’ll forget about the offer, the chain urges you to Join their Facebook Event. Don’t worry though, if you follow us on Facebook and Twitter, we’ll remind you when the time comes as well.

I mean a free Slurpee? That’s what summer is all about!

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Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.