Let’s pretend for a moment you are in terrible need of perfectly sliced strawberries — your knife isn’t doing the trick, and that hard boiled egg slicer is buckling under the pressure of handling anything other than the consistency of a hard boiled egg.

Rest a bit easier tonight, there is now a Strawberry Slicer that does one thing, and one thing only: slice your frickin’ strawberries like a boss.

The unit is shaped like a red strawberry, has a series of stainless steel blades and comes pretty well reviewed on Amazon. For $5.49, not a terrible purchase if you’re OCD about your strawberries being properly sliced.

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Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.