I haven’t done my journalistic due diligence, but I’m hoping, for the sake of journalism, that this Whiskey Dick product is indeed the world’s first southern whiskey-flavored personal lubricant.

The product, which takes  some awesome design cues from the iconic Jack Daniel’s branding, is a real lube from the rag-tag team of bacon-eating, whiskey-chugging chefs of popular YouTube series Epic Meal Time.

Whiskey Dick™ is a water-based, hand crafted lube made in America. According to the product description from the item’s web store,  it’s an added accessory meant to further the epic Meal Time brand, hoping to take food, booze and sex to the next level.

The only way we could dutifully describe the product is by lifting their over-the-top description for your amusement. Here you go:

EpicMealTime’s Whiskey Dick™ is water-based, hand crafted and proudly Made in America. This is the gold standard of booze-flavored massage oils – Whiskey Dick is aged 4 years in white oak casks and guarantees a velvety-smooth finish. Whiskey Dick’s distinct Tennessee taste won it a Triple Gold Medal Award at the 10th Annual Great American Sex & Drinking Festival in Bean Station, TN (we also placed in the BBQ competition), and won the Quadruple Gold Medal at the Pan-European Schmiermittel Festival in East Berlin, Germany.

If you’re so inclined, the bottle is available by trudging over to WhiskeyDickLube.com, and varies in price from $11.99 – $59.99, depending on the amount of lubricant you plan to use during that next intimate session.

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Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.