Summer season is upon us, and for millions of our fellow alcoholics out there, we’re going to assume you’ll be smuggling vodka in water bottles to pretty much every event you’re going to.

Whether it’s a cruise or a funeral, you don’t want pesky security sniffing out your containers — so here’s your summer crash course on getting alcohol into sealed water bottles.

You’ll need pliers, a flathead screw driver, a knife, a funnel, boiling hot water, and as many water bottles as you want to fill with your choice of vodka. If you’re looking for a darker alcohol, consider sealed Iced Tea bottles as a fitting substitute.

Enjoy the tutorial, and it goes without saying, rage responsibly:

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Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.