The last time I got a lame birthday card, particularly one with no money or decent scribbled message on the interior, I looked the card-giver straight in the eye and said, “Dope card, can I eat it?”

Now a days, that terribly petty response I would have normally dolled can be quickly countered with — kind of — the Shot Glass Card. While you can’t eat this particular card, you can do one better…you can fold it into a shot glass and drink your sorrows away.

Each card features a diecut circle that enables you to assemble a shot glass, origami style, that holds approximately 1oz of liquid, without leaks, for hours.

The card comes in two formats, a bottle hanger card, that features a diecut circle at the top so you can attach the card to any-sized bottle. A regular A2 Card w/ Envelope is available if you don’t feel like attaching the card to a bottle. Instead, it comes with a matching Whip Cream-colored envelope and no top section for bottle attachment.

Each card will cost you $4.99, in case you’re so inclined:

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Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.