Del Taco has long had rabid fans that flock to their mysteriously delicious grilled chicken tacos. Their original flavor iteration featured marinated chicken, a secret sauce, freshly grated cheese, lettuce all wrapped in a warm flour tortilla.

This month, the Southern California-based chain has added two new sauce varieties to their staple tacos: Chipotle and Ranch. All three tacos are priced $0.99 each, while participation may vary from location to location.

Great. Now my drunken escapades to Del Taco are going to be marred by the decision making involved in selecting between these three chicken soft taco varieties.

Remember the good ole days when you could holler into the drive thru speaker and order 20 chicken soft tacos? Now I have to explain that I want 5 ranch, 5 original and 5 chipotle. I also have to explain how that equals 20 total tacos.

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Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.