What’s bigger than your cellphone and if eaten will give you crater-sized cavities? The Giant Gummy Cola Bottle, a recreation of the traditional cola bottle sweets, but over 120x traditional size.

The huge gummi product features an iconic two-tone pattern and measures 20cm tall, 7cm wide and 5cm deep. It pretty much sits in your hand at similar dimensions a bottle of pop would. Once you get over the question of “why” you can begin experiencing the  thrill of “MOAR GUMMI NOW!”

($29.50 @ FireBox)

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Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.