The ‘Alcohol Bouquet’ is a Real Thing

There are a lot of ways to show love…and one of the longest standing gestures is giving your friend or loved one a bouquet of flowers, fruit (Edible Arrangements), bacon…or alcohol? That’s right, an Alcohol Bouquet is an actual thing.

Considering miniature bottles of alcohol are super cute, what better way to show your alcohol guzzling roommate/boyfriend/girlfriend/frat bro how much you love them than with a bouquet of grandaddy’s cough syrup?

Looks easy enough to make, grab a fun-looking pail, grab some dirt (better yet, fill it with crushed up brownies and sour gummy worms), get long green stems of some kind, tape them properly to your alcohol bottles of choice, and give it to a lucky, lucky individual.

Stay thirsty friends:

(Thx @Cocomohnkern)



Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.

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  • http://twitter.com/colincogle Colin Cogle

    Either this is some optical illusion, Photoshop work, or the creator found some super-sticks and super-tape that can support the weight of those bottles.

    • Anonymous

       These are miniatures — nip bottles.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/DM5GOWKV5UA3KGYQV36XHUM5IA Anna E

      **facepalm**

    • Colleen Mohnkern

      or a glue gun

  • Anne

    I would be happy with this bouquet!

  • Colleen Mohnkern

    Oh my gawwwwsh! My booze-quet is famous! This may or may not be the proudest day of my life!! Thank you Elie!

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