A man from Southern California has been arrested and held on a million dollars bail for allegedly poisoning his wife’s breakfast cereal. There are many tragic stories so far this year, but for someone to waste perfectly good food for the purpose of evil is always a shame.

Fernando Porras, age 43, of Azusa CA was arrested on suspicion of putting a harmful chemical substance in his wife’s cereal. Fernanda Porras, 51, said that she tasted and smelled something horrible in her breakfast cereal on Thursday. Luckily, police say that the woman did not suffer any serious harm and her husband will be due in court this week.

So will I close this story with a “Snap, Crackle, and Pop!” pun? No. Because domestic abuse isn’t funny.

But Fernando Porras better hope that cereal will be the only thing that Snap, Crackles, and Pops in jail.

via: Huffington Post

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Peter is a journalism student who enjoys comics, cartoons, and crappy movies. His comic strip, "Which Way Back North?", has been seen by at least 20 people in the continental United States. Favorite foods include pizza, mexican, and pretty much anything that has to do with breakfast. If the three were combined, it would be preferred.