Jewish Epic Meal Time: Cheese and Bacon Free!

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it seems that the art of excess isn’t exclusively an American trait. It turns out you can have one hell of a gut-busting meal using all kosher ingredients that result in one huge shawarma roll and falafel-infused bread loaf. Check out how the Chosen People get their grub on sans bacon, cheese and Jack Daniels in the Epic Meal Time parody by LoonieFilms entitled Jewish Epic Meal Time.

So how exactly do these Jews make their meals epic without the help of that wonderful candy of meats we know as bacon? I mean, any avid fan of Epic Meal Time is familiar with their extensive use of bacon strips (and bacon strips, and bacon strips), which are definitely not allowed in the diet according to Judaism. This is where pastrami and shawarma meat make excellent substitution as you’ll see in this flagrant use of falafel: