McDonald’s Chicken McBites Get a National Rollout

Glow in the Dark Space Meat?!

December 27, 2011 // 6:58 pm

A Chinese couple in the Sichuan province China were unnerved when they found a piece of meat they bought from a local butcher was a bit out of the ordinary. How out of the ordinary? It was glowing.

After eating a few slivers, the couple…

Hennessy’s Thoughts On the Loss of Long Time Patron Kim Jong-IL

December 27, 2011 // 6:44 pm

Cognac is a popular drink in many Asian communities, often considered a major luxury item and status symbol. It is now being reported that Kim Jong-IL might have been one of Asia’s largest sole importer of the product. During the height of his reign in the 1990′s,…

Wendy’s Foie Gras Hamburger

December 27, 2011 // 5:03 pm

Wendy’s is on top of its game lately, especially after being slated to succeed Burger King as the #2 burger chain in America by end of this year. They’ve been increasing their premium burger line, but nothing matches their newest creation in the world of fast…

Is Marshmallow-flavored Vodka the New Felony-inducing Four Loko?

December 27, 2011 // 3:02 pm

It seems like it was just yesterday that the stories of the alcohol-energy drink Four Loko inspiring burglaries and other dangerous antics. Things have calmed down since, the caffeine has been removed from Loko and similar beverages, and those stories have seemingly fallen off the map.…

Franks and Beans Bubble Gum

December 27, 2011 // 1:56 pm

Canned franks and beans. A staple of the canned food world. Now in gum form. Okay, so it doesn’t taste like actual franks and beans, but rather classic pink bubble gum. You can still admire how closely these chewy treats resemble the real deal. I might even…

Quiznos Facing Possible Bankruptcy Into 2012

December 27, 2011 // 1:11 pm

“Say it isn’t so” — say the last couple straggling Quiznos customers who don’t know that Subway will also toast their subs.

OK, it’s not that bad, yet. But it seems that Quiznos has never really bounced back from the “terrible economy” and the discounted…

Watch Epic Meal Time Create an Entire Brunch of Booze [VIDEO]

December 27, 2011 // 12:24 pm

It’s about time the boys from Epic Meal Time took to their roots and made some food that actually looks like it might be edible. Don’t get me wrong, they make some fabulously grotesque things that still make my mouth water, but in reality, I’m not going…

Basketball Air Popper

December 27, 2011 // 10:54 am

When basketball players are getting some air, they’re not referring to how they pop their popcorn. Likewise, when I talk about basketball, I’m not referring to the sport. This popper’s design lets you split the ball in half so you can use one half to pop your…