Nacho Cheese Lip Balm

Who’s lip balm is it? Nacho Lip Balm… I swear these phonetic jokes work way better in person. Anyhow, the obvious question surrounding this particular item is “Why?” and, quite frankly, the simple answer is “Because.”

Also, some people would relish the opportunity to have their lips taste like nacho cheese. I mean I wouldn’t, but, like I said, ‘some people.’ Each tube is 2.5″ (6.4 cm) long, with a twist bottom and a nacho-color scheme.

($5 @ Amazon)



Brian earned his bachelor's degree in Communications from California State University, Fullerton with an emphasis in Photocommunications. He is a self-proclaimed ramen aficionado and dabbles in photography and writing in his spare time. While almost a carnivore, he doesn't shy away from partaking in peculiar cuisine whenever he's offered the chance. Some of his current culinary obsessions include home-made peanutella, gastropub burgers and sea urchin sashimi.

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