If you thought the angry folks behind the Epic Meal Time cooking show were crazy, wait ’till you see this parody episode called Healthy Meal Time. The video features several extremely fit, less angry, gym rats that decide to make an epic-style meal made entirely of proteins and proper carbohydrates.

The most interesting part of the entire video is definitely the cross contamination that’s bound to occur when all three of the main proteins — ground beef, chicken and fish — are slopped onto the same counter top, at the same time. Oh well, at least they’re gonna get buff. Or more buff:

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Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.