Bacon Lube — A Very Real Massage Oil & Personal Lubricant

This isn’t the first time we’ve heard about this Bacon Lube, we reported on it close to nearly two years ago, but it looks like it has been repackaged and making its way around the Internet once more. The “Delicious Massage Oil & Personal Lubricant“ is a provocative new product from the folks at J&D’s, the same folks who are known for hawking Bacon Salt.

This new lubricant literally takes being a bacon LOVER to a new extreme. The bacon-flavored massage oil and personal lubricant is water-based, made in America and uses a very small quantity of pork-flavored nectar to achieve the final product. ($11.99 @ J&D’s)

 



Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.


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  • http://twitter.com/heartearth soraia

    I’m guessing the orgasm will sound something like “Oinkkkkkkkkk Oinkkkkkkkkkk piggy Oinkkkkkkk” 

  • rick0311

    Now you can change the phrase from eat to pig out

  • Bazant

    “Bacon wrapped wienies” has a whole new meaning now. 

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