I avoid eating corn on the cob in public anymore, for the sheer amount of residue those kernels leave between my poor, helpless teeth. I’ve also never been that person who carries around tooth picks or a roll of dental floss, but things might be looking better for me with this Bacon Toothpick Dispenser. This badboy sits 3 3/3″ tall, a plastic device decorated with a crispy, fried bacon pattern and provides bacon-flavored toothpicks at the press of a button. Eighty toothpicks come included with the kit. ($6.02 @ ArchieMcPhee)

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Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.